Promotions

The Horror of Promotions

At ProtoXpress, promotions are not a cause for celebration but a call for commiseration. While other organizations might celebrate promotions as milestones of success, we at ProtoXpress see them for what they truly are: an insidious plot to burden us with more work and responsibilities.

The moment a promotion is announced, the atmosphere turns somber. Colleagues exchange worried glances, and the unfortunate soul who has been promoted is often met with sympathetic pats on the back and murmurs of consolation.